my son's growing awareness

Stage 1. Age 1 to 5. Listens and believes mum's stories. Babies are stars that God plucks from the sky and places in mothers stomachs 

Stage 2. Age 6. Some awareness. Babies are conceived when people kiss on the lips Ah the joy. He suffered some alarm when i accidentally brushed his lips while kissing him. Had to reassure him that babies domt when mums and sons kiss. 

Stage 3. Age 7. Awareness

Babies are born from sex. If parents have three kids they must have had sex 3 times. Yup ok

 He had to know sometime..and it's TRUE. Every act of sex leads to a baby. 

Stage 4. Age 8. A bit more proper awareness. Sometimes it doesn't work then doctors take mummy sperm and daddy sperm and put them together. Time to correct him..  mummy's egg and daddy sperm. 

Sigh.